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Crack-dutch

A person, usually a girl, who has mental problems from using crack on a 24/7 basis and occationaly going into a ramble and accidentally sounding like she is speaking a different language.. sounds like dutch.
crackdutch: see I was going to renda eles trinifinac crimbin shniv.

her boyfriend: What are you talking about ya crackdutch
by Kyle Dupree November 2, 2004
mugGet the Crack-dutchmug.

Dutch Cupcake

You take a shit in a cupcake tin. Bake it. Ice it with your own jiz.
For Paul's 21st Birthday, Marco suprised him with a Dutch cupcake.
by The Flying Dutchman of NY November 16, 2012
mugGet the Dutch Cupcakemug.

dutch oven

1. (Australian slang) The act of having a whole group of friends (or fellow potheads) bundle up into a car (preferably a full passenger load) and all smoking marijuana, preferably with the windows wound up, as to have the car's interior thick with both a bong haze and steam from the bods sitting in the said vehicle! And having no fresh air coming in, one can get get stoned both on the toke and the haze. Great in a panel van too!
Before the concert, we all piled up into Jack's car and had ourselves an almighty Dutch oven: faaaark, we were ripped! Phwooooar!
by Bag O'Turnips April 8, 2008
mugGet the dutch ovenmug.

dutch ice

When you're banging a girl with both her legs up, and then before she orgasms, you drop a slushie on her boobs.
"Hey baby, want a dutch ice?" *wink, wink*
by ScountHomeboy December 29, 2004
mugGet the dutch icemug.

dutch people

European people known for wearing wooden shoes, being incredibly rude, and Incredibly white
yo check out those fools with those wooden shoes they must dutch people. Lets jack em'
by djsumdawg November 23, 2014
mugGet the dutch peoplemug.

dutch runner

you put your hand on your dick. while you have another friend work your arm for you.. It's completely not gay.. its you getting wanked by a friend.
Jeff_Damaori: Danny, will you give you give me a dutch runner?
Danny: Of course.. Want to do a double dutch?
by LocaL_tiger January 1, 2009
mugGet the dutch runnermug.

Dutch Apple

A sexual act, when a lover farts in another lovers mouth while ejaculating on their chest. Also know as the Dutch Apple mustache ride
"Hey baby, you mind if I add a Dutch apple to this face ride?"
by Dr JBR February 6, 2010
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