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Dusty rocking chair 

The uninvited, mounted sexual activity of a wheelchair bound elderly person in a vegetative state
The dust off the chair can be seen falling to the ground throughout the rocking of the chair
Richard: hey devon, how are you enjoying your dusty rocking chair. Do you need lunch?
Devon: (Stephen hawkings voice) bleep bloop help!
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Dusty Cannon 

When you insert a large amount of powder into one's vagina, lift your legs into the air and queef to launch a puff of dust into the air.
Man, last night Courtney jammed some cinnamon in her cooch and queefed it out, it was like a dusty cannon
Dusty Cannon by Praatus July 5, 2025

Dusty Bang Out

Another way to say fight or having a fight — usually describing a messy or wild altercation between two or more people.
If you keep this up, we are going to have a dusty bang out.
Dusty Bang Out by dustyAY October 21, 2025

Dusty Trevor

When someone bites an old ladies warts in the genital area and spits them into a bowl of cereal and proceeds to feed it to her whilst licking her coochie clean
Dusty Trevor decided to teach the old bitch a lesson at breakfast
Dusty Trevor by Al Horford November 17, 2025

Dusty Pond

Little dick bitch who bailed on poker on December 20th, 2025
Hey man, wanna come play cards with the boys?
No, I think I'm gonna Dusty Pond it tonight.
Dusty Pond by Meow999 December 12, 2025

Dusty Dick

When your penis falls off and runs away, and by the time you catch it, it’s been in the dirt and is covered in dust
I have a dusty dick!

Dusty Buckeye

the act of rubbing peanut butter all over your penis, ramming it up someone's ass, and then making them eat it.
Janel gave Evan lip when we got home so he gave her the Ol’dusty buckeye.
Dusty Buckeye by Beardeddad January 29, 2026