duck bomb
To Squat over ones Mouth and defecate into it. Comonly Male on Male, however Female on male is also posible.
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Duck Butter Surprise
When, during a fight ( play or real), one person reaches down their pants and retrieves a copius amount of duck butter, then bitch slaps the other person in the argument. Not only did you just get slapped, but SURPRISE, now your face smells like duck butter.
My girl wouldn't quit messing with me, so finally I just pinned her down a gave her an extra greasy duck butter surprise. She said her face stunk for 2 hours.
Duck Butter Surprise by Doc184 July 11, 2010
Duck Walker
Squatting. Sitting.
The duck walker had a hard time walking in the school's hallway today.
The duck walker also looks like a slut.
The duck walker had a hard time walking in the school's hallway today.
The duck walker also looks like a slut.
Duck Walker by Duckwalkersbestfriend July 13, 2009
Duck taupe
pronounced "duck tape." Contrary to the common belief that duct tape is the "Fabric of the Universe", duck taupe can be and when it is discovered will be applied to everything. Especially fixing broken chairs.
Dude 1:Duuuude, i used duck taupe instead of a condom!
Dude 2: Yea? and how did that go?
Dude 3: I got pregnant! and I am unable to remove it from my shaft.
Duck Taupe will not break or tear except tearing holes through the universe like a black hole. It is better than duct tape because Ian will not have a chair collapse beneath him ever again. Duck taupe is awesome and will save lives.
Why haven't I won the Nobel Prize for scientific discovery? Because Alfred Nobel is dead. Duck Taupe killed him.
Dude 2: Yea? and how did that go?
Dude 3: I got pregnant! and I am unable to remove it from my shaft.
Duck Taupe will not break or tear except tearing holes through the universe like a black hole. It is better than duct tape because Ian will not have a chair collapse beneath him ever again. Duck taupe is awesome and will save lives.
Why haven't I won the Nobel Prize for scientific discovery? Because Alfred Nobel is dead. Duck Taupe killed him.
Duck taupe by Dubh Glas November 21, 2010
duck doctor
It's the gynecologist, the lady doctor, the vaginatrician.
Duck refers to the shape of the speculum that is inserted into the vagina. It looks like a ducks bill.
Duck refers to the shape of the speculum that is inserted into the vagina. It looks like a ducks bill.
"Damn it, I have my annual with the duck doctor."
"The who?"
"The duck doctor. You know, the gyno. That shit looks like a duck bill."
"The who?"
"The duck doctor. You know, the gyno. That shit looks like a duck bill."
duck doctor by faceoftoday April 1, 2011