back seat driver

when one cannot drive and another playa helps his brother out by taking over from the back seat

Jim eats a sandwich, takes hands off steering wheel
Wallace takes over from the back seat
Hector: Now THATS a back seat driver

by wildmilechamp October 2, 2006

asian driver

An driver who is constantly persecuted by white Americans because they're jealous of her higher academic grades.

If you get into an accident involving an Asian Driver, the chances are it's your fault.

by blueFlameBat June 1, 2006

Driveshaft

The shaft that makes a car move, it transfers power from the tranmission to the axle.

A hard part to fix/replace on a vehicle. It usually requires: wrenches, an acetylene torch, a sledge hammer, two mechanics (preferably white trash shade tree machanics), charts & graphs, lunch from a taco truck, and lots of pain killers and bandages for when you hurt/cut/burn yourself while fixing it.

Dude 1 on cell phone: Fuck bro I just bent my driveshaft mudding, your gunna have to pick me up.

Dude 2 on cell phone: Damnit our night is shot cause were gunna be be fixing that hooker until dawn.

by I'mgunna Diehard January 4, 2008

diversity

professional mineman, fortnite players and full time swatters

run or get pizza bombed cunt by diversity

by Hardcoremineman June 6, 2018

videogame driver

A vehicle-driver, generally a younger person, who apparently thinks that they can drive because they have grown up playing far too many driving or race-car videogames. Generally, the person swerves and zigzags in and out of traffic without use of turn-signals or any courtesy or concern for safety, cutting away any stopping-distance between the affected vehicles, or drives to endanger as though "game over" simply means hitting the "Play Again" button.

That videogame driver jerk just zoomed up behind me, swerved around and cut me off without warning, then swerved their way through another dozen cars like it's some sort of racing-game. Jerk-- apparently can't see that no one can go any faster!

by Buggy June 16, 2008

Bus Driver

A variation of the shocker, performed on a woman, with one (finger) in the front and the rest in the back.

I can't believe it man, Tracy let me give her the bus driver last night and now my hand smells.

by onlinedegenerate May 5, 2009

Screw Driver Hands

The feeling you get after prolonged screw driver use—the blistering soreness in the palm of your hands that makes you want to drown them in an ice bath.

Man, I've got some serious screw driver hands after putting up those mini blinds!

by McSmacksAlot July 25, 2010