douche roar

The loud scream emanating from an alpha male douchebag while lifting weights. This is done for the sole purpose of attracting attention and hopefully impressing those around him with his strength and commitment to large biceps.

Jim let out a piercing douche roar at the end of his 10th set of bicep curls.

by rimlover October 22, 2011

douche kit

someone who has surpassed being a douche bag; no longer just the bag, but the entire kit.

He's such a douche kit, playing his girl like that.

by fucktreesiclimbbouysmotherfuck January 4, 2010

schmuck-douche

noun: one who behaves in the ways of a schmuck while simultaneously being a douchebag.

I can't believe Bill threw a pear at that Jeep. He is such a schmuck-douche.

by Phephalump October 22, 2010

Douche Juice

To act like a douche once alcohol is involved. Alcohol related douchiness.

What's that girls problem? Is she on a douche juice only diet?

by Eazy E Feen April 9, 2011

douche-erella

a pansy ass guy who is a prick, and yet a metro-sexual/ pretty-boy ie. a princess prick/ douche bag

that pretty-boy aka douche-erella over there was a prick, he just smashed my shady hoodie and yet he's wearing a fkn murse.... what a faggot. he thinks he's better than me cause he's got a purse which he claims is a man-bag.... more like a fag-bag purse.

by Marlee Bobb January 23, 2009

Douche Container

a vessel in which you store you douche contents

Example: yo that person is such a Douche Container
example 2: your moms vagina

by Yelsew T-Wreckya March 3, 2010

Inter-douching

1. When a person approaches a conversation between two or more people and interrupts with an extremely stupid and irrelevant comment.

noun: Interdouche

Friend A: "So I was totally digging this dude at the party last night."

Friend B: "Really, I think he was checking you out to"

ID: "Yea, that was totally rad"

Friend B: "That tard was totally just inter-douching"

by tbone33126 May 27, 2010