A Black Dolphin is a piece of knowledge that is knowingly or unknowingly defended by someone who truly believes their stand even when it is certainly wrong.
Person 1: “I need 100 Black Dolphins”
Person 2: “It’s 100 black COFFINS”
Person 1: “No it’s not”
Person 2: “I call Black dolphin, you’re wrong”
Person 2: “It’s 100 black COFFINS”
Person 1: “No it’s not”
Person 2: “I call Black dolphin, you’re wrong”
by Thatbeanfrank February 4, 2022

by Bigbirdza1 January 30, 2021

"Hey look, Jean Luc Pikitty is getting a dolphin ride again."
"I'll give you fair warning Jean Luc Pikitty will want a dolphin ride if you bend over to tie your shoe!"
"Look at all of the scratches on my back. It must have been the dolphin ride."
"Can I give Jean Luc Pikitty a dolphin ride now?"
"I'll give you fair warning Jean Luc Pikitty will want a dolphin ride if you bend over to tie your shoe!"
"Look at all of the scratches on my back. It must have been the dolphin ride."
"Can I give Jean Luc Pikitty a dolphin ride now?"
by WordManiac525 November 8, 2012

to jack-off, to masturbate
by Vip member November 25, 2014

Verb: To dolphin. The act of running full speed towards a idle mattress. Once in close proximity lock your legs and arms in a vertical position. Once airborne create the dolphin sounds prior to impact.
by anonymous February 23, 2022

by Flipper's Girl November 20, 2009

Getting dolphined is the event in which someone intentionally pokes the hood of your sweatshirt inside out in order to make it resemble the fin of a dolphin. This is generally done in schools and without the victims knowledge, as part of the fun is waiting until they realize they’ve been dolphined.
by dankdude November 30, 2023
