Post-DonkeyKong

To be born subsequent to the dark ages of "Pre-Pong" and to be in touch with the new generation.

Jen was clearly not Post-DonkeyKong as she had no idea how to relate to the juniors at her work.

Of course I like MarioKart, I am Post-DonkeyKong.

by Danvk September 21, 2011

Wolf donkey

Ugly female but not limited to just females a man can be a wolf donkey also

Damn cuz, Did you see that wolf donkey looking bitch at the club last night?

by Youngknoxville November 1, 2016

Swamp Donkey Stalker

A desperate, lonely and often times disturbed man that cruises the bars in northern Minnesota hoping to find swamp donkeys. He then gets drunk and tries to get noticed for a night of skanky ass, lowest form of sex with these beasts while he self pleasures his own ass!

Hey Ryan, look at that Ginger over there. I think he is trying to get fucked by that Swamp Donkey! He is a Swamp Donkey Stalker! I know Jobe, he can't catch a break ! All those years of being picked last in kickball has made him desperate for attention. Damn, his ass must be as wide as the Grand Canyon by now!

by 3$K August 5, 2017

Russian donkey tail

When your butt hair is long enough to make it into a ponytail

Emily admired Toms russian donkey tail

by Yyyyyyyyyyuuyyyyyy February 2, 2019

peenie donker

A person who enjoys wasting the time of others. Someone with nothing to do and no purpose in life whose general everyday aimless wondering and pointless, futile activities only serve to annoy the general population. Typically taking the form of middle-to-older aged white males who enjoy things such as lawn care and/or bass fishing shows, the peenie donker can also be found in female form in places such as the highways, shopping malls, restaurants, and grocery stores.

I was in the grocery store checkout behind a real god-damned peenie donker. He kept trying to use expired coupons and then wanted to talk to the cashier about his aunt.

That fucking peenie donker in the Prius was doing 25 in a 35 zone.

by Petrosian August 9, 2019

Chonky Donks

When the DONKS are too CHONKY

Just yell CHONKY DONKS!

by Big Man Little Diaper February 27, 2020

Cronky donkey

Whatever definition you want darl :)

She is a bit cronky donkey

by 2020 vision March 18, 2021