Goron's Diamond

When a game has an indeterminate set of ranges for prizes, and the prize the player receives for a good score is underwhelming, thus leading the player to obsessively believe there is a much better prize if they can find a way to earn a higher score.

"In Tears of the Kingdom, I rang the giant bell at 164 but the Goron only gave me a Ruby. Surely, there must be a way to get a Diamond. I'll pay him again and start over..."

"You've been in the same spot for five hours. You're all out of rupees. You're obsessed. This is a Goron's Diamond situation. Go to bed."

by mcinmosh July 29, 2023

Diamond-studded cactus

An item that is painful to start with, became even more painful.
Normally thrown into a sentence as a threat.

Guy: Hey babe, how about you and I--
Girl: Touch me or even finish that sentence and I will fuck you with a Diamond-studded cactus.

by Firebirdchick March 5, 2015

Diamond Joe

When you put a bump of coke on the tip of a balloon that’s filled with nitrous, and you inhale the bump and the nitrous simultaneously

It was all fun and games until Luke proposed that we end the night with a round of Diamond Joe’s. It was then that we realized that our new friend was indeed a Jedi Master.

by Quadboobasaurus August 9, 2022

Diamond Jubilee

Condoms are expensive in the Englisg ghetto. Many youth are resorting to spent snack packaging as improvised contraceptive. Jolly ho.

Benjamin's contraceptive funds ran a bit skint, so he and Ema polished off a bag o crisps and wrapped his wee lilly dangler in the Queens Diamond Jubilee.

by Holy hog Truck June 3, 2022

diamond chomper

A person who has so much money they just waste it.

“ Ben is such a diamond chomper, he just crashed his new lambo.”

by macandcheers February 1, 2018

diamond tit

Diamond tit is when your nipples get so hard they could etch glass , usually from being aroused!!!!

Last night I was hanging out with this hot chick and I got so aroused I got diamond tit

by Abracadabra bitchzzzzz August 9, 2022

Diamond Block House

An object that is very valuable, but is very pointless and/or overpriced.

Did Jake tell you about how he got those new 300 dollar airpods?

Yeah, that's a total diamond block house, he could get something much better for less than half of the price.

by Whalosaur July 15, 2023