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Danger Wood 

n. The immediate and ridiculously enormous boner that magically appears when it becomes obvious that you are about to engage in sex in a place or with a person (or both) that you shouldn't.
My roommates girlfriend just whispered in my ear that she wants to fuck me now, in the laundry room, while the party is going on. You can't imagine the Danger Wood I got when she said that!
Danger Wood by Tagz November 8, 2011

Danger Shit 

Going for a shit when there is only a limited amount of toilet paper to be used therefore it is dangerous and could end up using all the paper and be left with a shitty arse.
"I went for a danger shit today."
"What's that?"
"A shit with a limited amount of toilet paper."
Danger Shit by Aaron Grylls November 28, 2011

dangerous cookie 

When I group of guys gather around in a circle around a cookie of your choice and proceed to masterbate and when each man ejaculates they do it on the cookie. Last one to ejaculate has to eat the cookie.
You were the last to cum, you have to eat the dangerous cookie!
dangerous cookie by Spanky716 November 8, 2013

Dangerful 

1. Extremely able or likely to cause harm or injury.

2. Extremely likely to cause problems or to have adverse consequences.
Driving on an icy road with tires with low tred is dangerful.
Dangerful by Hallowlujah June 23, 2017

Dager The Wager 

Noun - Dager is the peasant of the peasants. He has suicidal thoughts constantly, and thus is a drama queen. He makes a big deal of the little things and is constantly rejected. He bothers everyone but hates to be bothered.
"Dager The Wager, dont do it" His friends say.

"I have to, yesterday the little kids rejected me"
Dager tries to kill himself but doesn't succeed due to his stupidness.
Dager The Wager by yet nuts January 26, 2018

crib digger 

Term used to describe a female who's only with a guy so she can get pregnant. Fucking off afterwards seems to be the norm.
My brother's girlfriend is the biggest crib digger.
crib digger by Well Hi There December 9, 2005