crusty dickhat

Having a dry ass foreskin, usually cracks.

shit man i got a crusty dickhat

by CrazyCoolGuy April 4, 2016

crusty dusty

adj: can be used to describe a person who is emotionally dry

Example: Iman is so crusty dusty, she didn't even cry at the end of Titanic.

by lalanation September 6, 2016

Crusty Finger

A Crusty Finger is when the toilet paper splits and your finger passionately pierces your rectum, and you forget to wash your hand so the poo becomes crusty.

My mate ate a sandwich with a crusty finger.

by ISadlyHaveNoLife September 3, 2016

crusty vim

Wehn ur done with some nigga's shit so u take ur shit and rub it against Vim's Ballacks. Which then u shove into said person's face

"Fuck off bitch before I crusty vim you"

by TSmTheArrow August 18, 2016

crusty dot

When you eat bread crumbs from the inside of a vagina

I went down on my girlfriend she had some bread crumbs so we just did a crusty dot

by Turtle Titan 4 July 30, 2016

Crusty

Adjective used to describe someone who is dry and thinks they're cute but really they're the ratchet crusty ugly ugly nasty hoes

OMG BECKY LOOK AT CRUSTY SARAH

by GEEGEEMARMARLMAOUVRUSTYHOE July 19, 2016

crusty leftovers

When you go for a crap, and bits of the turd gets stuck to your asscrack hair, dry up and go crusty.

Sam: Dude I'm going for a bath gotta wash my ass. I've got crusty leftovers from last night's curry.
Dan: Overshare Dude.

by Ihavecrustyleftovers69 July 18, 2016