ball crack

The area in between the scrotum and the start of the butt crack. Also known as the "gooch".

Why does my ball crack always smell like a wet dog?

by danatoth November 3, 2006

bitch on crack

anything/anyone that is messed up, doesn't work properly, etc.

My computer is being a bitch on crack. It keeps freezing up on me.

by Supreme Goddess Emily January 8, 2009

Crack Dog

Dog under the influence of drugs...Most likly CRACK Maybe Uses as a nickname in times of neglect.

Hey Lucky you goddamn crack dog get over here!!

by Jason Rimmer September 6, 2008

crack heating

Act of warming your hands by putting them in your buttcrack

It's so cold outside, he had to use crack heating to warm his hands.

by psudorandom December 24, 2022

Cactus Cracked

Anal sex without lubricant. Akin to getting your rectum violated by a long, skinny canctus.

He took my booty to pound town last night without lube. I got cactus cracked.

I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

crack chariot

A crack chariot is a bicycle (often in poor condition) with a connected "trunk" (a wagon, baby carrier, or other similar device) that is used to transport material that is either stolen, picked from the garbage, or is in transit to be sold or traded for drugs. These can be seen year round, in any climate.

That crack chariot seems to be handling the snow pretty well this winter, despite the large speaker hanging out the back.

by ncognito January 25, 2017

barney crack

Crack that Barney snorts when he's having sex in the back of a white pick up van

Oh my God it's a white van it must have some Barney crack in it

by 69likehipster September 9, 2018