Cousin

Someone who 'nothing happens with' but you share a bed with them and kiss from time to time

Person 1: hey, do you and kenzie go out?

Person 2: nah, he's just my cousin

by Theholyscumxx November 6, 2017

the italian cousin

When having sex in a college dorm, right before the man finishes, he pulls out and skeets on the roommate whether she is sleeping or not.

Janet's room is so small that I can try the Italian cousin on barb.

by SHEEPSKILL December 3, 2017

bitch ass cousin fucker

A person who only fucks their friends cousins.

Stop being a bitch ass cousin fucker

by Bitch ass cousin fucker March 4, 2018

brother cousins

The offspring of uncle dads. In other words “keeping it in the family”

I got to see my uncle dad today and see my brother cousins.

by EBLikeThat March 10, 2018

Your cousin a dyke

A phrase that has to be used as a last resort, as it is extremely dangerous. The insult to end all lower insults like "your mom gay" and "your granny tranny".

John: your mum gay
Carl: QUIET
John: ha, your granny granny
Carl: your cousin a dyke

Nothing more is heard as the very fibre of the universe is rended apart and Kermit the frog gets reborn as a large giant powerpuff Elmo.

by xynoxis May 12, 2018

cousin cousins

When inbreeding happened sometime in your recent family history and so now you have overlapping cousins (not 2nd cousins)

"Why my families lived in this county for 120 years. There didn't used to be that many people here, and were full red blooded Americans. Do you know what that means?"
"What?"
"I've got some cousin cousins"

by Obamanation2015 July 7, 2016

Eskimo Cousins

Similar to Eskimo brothers, Eskimo cousins are when you and another guy fuck two sisters, it is an eternal bond between two men, albeit less potent than an Eskimo bro bond

Eric: wait mike, did you smash lindsey??
Mike: uh yeah bro why?
Eric: duuuuddde that's my gfs older sister... That's means we're...
Both shout: ESKIMO COUSINS

by fruitbytheinch April 23, 2020