When you are having the intercourse and because of your intoxicated state, you go limp noodle in her but pursuant to Cocksman Rule 37(b), there is no shame because you invoke your one cock mulligan of the weekend.
Yeah the sex was solid - started off a little rocky but I declared my cock mulligan and came out strong on my second showing.
by Traveling Filth Circus December 12, 2020
Guy 1: Dude, did you see John's windmill cock?
Guy 2: Yeah man, hes making use of that non-renewable energy
Guy 2: Yeah man, hes making use of that non-renewable energy
by dolphinsfaninwa November 02, 2016
A horny individual who walks around public places with his cock whipped out and/or whoring with every female that he comes in contact with. He is not, however, penalized for this activity, rather loved and adored by all, especially women.
Jesse: wow Morgan is walking around with his dick whipped out again.
Brandon: omg really? I cant believe everyone's okay with it
Carsten: what a social cock.
Brandon: omg really? I cant believe everyone's okay with it
Carsten: what a social cock.
by billy bob faggot June 08, 2013
by shrek lookin ass May 19, 2018
by Blink155PodFan360 September 11, 2018
Guy 1: Hey how'd it go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Cuh, she cheese'd me, I cock magock'd that bitch!
Guy 1: Damn!
Guy 2: Cuh, she cheese'd me, I cock magock'd that bitch!
Guy 1: Damn!
by ZachFuckerAsswioe January 10, 2016
The male genital organ of higher vertebrates of the republican party. Beyond erectile tissue, the cock is comprised of nicotine, Kentucky bourbon, and an aversion to contraceptives and abortion. Still, scientific consensus demonstrates that contraceptives are ineffectual to the voluminous DNA spritzing of which a republican cock is capable. Further, it is considered a rare and invaluable treasure by leftist women seeking reprieve from missionary sex with thin-thighed soy-boys.
Caleb: Dude, did you hear about Steve?
Seth: No, what happened?
Caleb: He brought a feminist girl home who wouldn’t stop talking about how much she hates men. Then, when he told her he was pro-life, she couldn’t resist that REPUBLICAN COCK. Turns out she wanted to be spanked and choked, too. The next morning she even made him breakfast and cleaned his kitchen.
Seth: Wow, Steve is a fucking legend.
Seth: No, what happened?
Caleb: He brought a feminist girl home who wouldn’t stop talking about how much she hates men. Then, when he told her he was pro-life, she couldn’t resist that REPUBLICAN COCK. Turns out she wanted to be spanked and choked, too. The next morning she even made him breakfast and cleaned his kitchen.
Seth: Wow, Steve is a fucking legend.
by Scrotron August 05, 2022