n. boner medicine; pills taken orally to turn a man's soft flank of skin into a fully awaken snake in thirty minutes or less. lasting effects of the different pills vary from a few hours to 1-2 days.
Uncle Larry was impotent for years, but his doctor prescribed him some cocklifters and now he's banging chicks like he's 25 again.
by krass baker January 8, 2009
Get the cocklifters mug.Probably one of the best tasting drinks ever, originating at lehigh university in january of 2008 at a LUWB pregame meal at Rathbone Dining Hall. it is a mixture of skim milk and diet coke. preferably an approximate 6.4 to 3.6 skim milk to diet coke ratio.
"Ayo, pass me a glass of that cocomil.. i'm in the mood for that good shit."
"Truth, i can't believe you keep drinkin that cocomil, what the hell is wrong with you?"
"Truth, i can't believe you keep drinkin that cocomil, what the hell is wrong with you?"
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A person known for being overly confident in order to brush aside the fact that his/her penis is small. In other words, he's compensating for something.
You know that douche Jack? Jenny screwed him the other day and found out he's just a Cocky McShortcock.
by Bobby Bobbinson March 31, 2008
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Get the Cockroachy mug.The opposite of a cockblocker. A person who functions as an intermediary between two or more parties in negotiating sex, punani, or the like. A type of wingman, this admirable person manages to hook up two people.
A: "She's such an awesome cockbroker, I got lucky trice last night cause of her!"
B: "LOL I just learned a cool new word."
B: "LOL I just learned a cool new word."
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