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Tree Clown

Members of an elite alliance that prowl by night, thriving off the cries of their victims. They travel as a group and strategically pounce at the same time so prey has no fighting chance at survival. They eat copious amounts of cabbage resulting in abnormally large testicles.
Carl was minding is own business farming corn with his friends in his home village of GeSeMia when without warning a group of Tree Clowns swamped him from all sides. Carl's farm was raided of all his corn.
by MercElite November 8, 2019
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Clown energy

A person who acts like a clown and a fool and can't be taken seriously. They don't think things through and end up making stupid and absurd decisions.
'Did you hear, Trump said that the moon is part of mars.'
'He has such clown energy.'
by littleboyfrombradford December 16, 2022
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Clown Jockey

Clown Jockey: a controlling douche bag boss who's secret to success is a big joke around the workplace.
Anyone whose success is built on lies and deceit.
Clown Jockey is a Boss, a manager, mid-level douchebags, but never the underdog.
A Clown Jockey appears confident and may be successful, but he/she sucks at life (and is generally clueless of the fact.)

"clown jockey douchebag!"
A Clown Jockey may be anyone who is too pathetic to ride in the clown car, so he/she must ride the clown.
"listen, you clown jockey(s), this is my two week notice"
"My clown jockey boss has no idea what the managers are getting away with, here."
"This whole place is run by out-of-touch, corporate clown jockeys."

Clown Jockey can be used in conjunction with douchebag, i.e: "Clown Jockey Douchebag"
by TornadoTeen August 15, 2012
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clown paranoia

Fear of clowns and molesters.
Guys who wear makeup, big shoes, and weird clothes. Basically Dee Snider.
OMFG I LOVE COLORING!!!
OMFG CLOWN PARANOIA!!!
by Nicole Armand January 15, 2009
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Fucko the clown

by I pad pro ussr February 21, 2021
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ASS Clown

A person who normally has a college degree, but, for whatever stroke of bad luck cannot find work in the area he went to school for. He then finds work in a skilled trade, usually a family member sets him up in this job, and then breaks down working conditions for guys in that trade by doing things in a shoddy and dangerous manner and causes others to be laid off because they refuse to do the same.
That ass clown foreman got me smoked because I wouldn't work that hot switch gear alone. These rat bastards are going to get a grievance filed on them when I get to the Union Hall
by Colt357dog April 26, 2015
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Clown hekor

A clown that hacks you and works at mcd hes also a sussy baka.
-reid 2022
The clown hekor slowly burned my family alive and hackes into mc donalds mainframe every day

he will soon find you and clown your family.
by TotallynotTherealBobuxMan March 16, 2022
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