choke artists

A sports team who consistently chokes, regardless of how well they're playing.

The Mets and the Dodgers are prime examples of choke artists-- they may play as well as they could in the regular season, but ultimately blow their chances at a championship.

by Original Orangutans November 1, 2022

Choking on Cheerios

When you’re blowing a British guy (or perhaps multiple British men) and choke on their dick and/or cum, at which point the Man responsible for the choking can say “Cheerio” if they so choose

“Hey what happened to that girl last night? She was coughing like crazy.”
“Oh dude she was totally Choking on Cheerios in the bathroom.”

by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 18, 2021

Death Choke

Where you an a group of friends start joking around and laughing, until you, or a friend start choking from laughing so hard. Then after you or your friend stops choking, they make a stone cold face like they just died

Oh wow, she just death choked..

by BrookieRose24 July 5, 2016

choke

When you’re in a really good Fortnite fight and your about to get a #1 Victory Royale, but you instead die and get #2.

Bob: I choked my round?
Jeff: Lol.

by bob383828 January 17, 2024

I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Stick 'n Choke

a fucked up karate move. you can also use the word to make yourself laugh.

bro 1: "yo, stick 'n choke"
bro 2: "hahahhah bor, im deaddd"

by MalleBalle March 13, 2018

Choke

(in sports) lose nerve and perform poorly at a critical juncture in a match or competition.

We were the only team that didn't choke when it came down to the wire.

by Arminkshipper June 26, 2024