Choking the Mermaid

Pinching the clitoris while urinating

She was choking the mermaid

by The Bard April 23, 2022

choke artists

A sports team who consistently chokes, regardless of how well they're playing.

The Mets and the Dodgers are prime examples of choke artists-- they may play as well as they could in the regular season, but ultimately blow their chances at a championship.

by Original Orangutans November 1, 2022

choke on a seed

when your weed gets cropdusted and nitrated and you choke until you need coffee

thats junk, i hope you dont choke on a seed to.

by Cody5050 January 12, 2021

joy choke

When your partner is about to cum, you squeeze his unit until then head is purple and then quickly jam a q-tip in his urethra.

Todd was about to cum but I gave him a joy choke and he passed out. He's so adorable.

by Shueman December 18, 2015

Choking on Cheerios

When you’re blowing a British guy (or perhaps multiple British men) and choke on their dick and/or cum, at which point the Man responsible for the choking can say “Cheerio” if they so choose

“Hey what happened to that girl last night? She was coughing like crazy.”
“Oh dude she was totally Choking on Cheerios in the bathroom.”

by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 18, 2021

Choke Level

To choke during sexual intercourse.

Dude 1: hung out with Hannah last night and got Choke Level

Dude 2: oh FAKE!!

by CHOKELEVEL July 11, 2016

Choking Heaters

(Verb) The act of smoking a cigarette.

See Also: Choking Heatsticks

Brah 1: Yo, Where's the Rob-meister at?

Brah 2: Him and Smith are out back choking heaters.

by rolandheadlessthompsongun June 9, 2010