chinese waiter torture

When you know exactly what you want on the menu but your server doesn't speak any english.

You: "Beef with black bean sauce!"

Waiter: ...?

You: Argh! Chinese waiter torture!

by adamo42 October 23, 2011

Chink Chop Suey

The act of packing raw snap peas, red peppers carrots and broccoli heads into a Chinese midgets asshole followed by scalding teriyaki sauce. The midget proceeds to simmer the ass suey in a boiling hot tub, ass up. Once simmered the Chinese midget garnishes with hot sauce that burns the asshole. Hot sauce so flaming the midgets pubes begin set fire around the rim of the asshole, illustrating the flames of a suey eruption. The midget begins to swallow an instantaneous laxative. She then proceeds to defecate to the chopped ass suey to the rim of her asshole as her partner uses chop sticks to dine on the Chinese delight.

After having that Chinese guy perform that Chink Chop Suey on me, I'm never going to screw another black guy again.

by Ginger Tits October 17, 2013

Chink squink

When your Ching Ching friend won't shut up about getting his spring roll after getting honor roll so you squink his microscope dink.

My chigga Kyle got a fatty Chink squink after eating my cat.

by BOX¡ May 27, 2018

Chinese Ice Dragon

A sexual act where frozen semen from the male In the relationship is left to thaw on their partners nose.

Harumpus - Hey Lauri, would you like to try out the Chinese Ice Dragon? I heard it is amazing for new couples.
Lauri - Sure, that sounds tasty!

by SemonDemon42 January 15, 2022

Chinese Finger Trap

When you're milking your girls throat with one hand, while simultaneously wearing her asshole like a sock puppet on the other.... Finding yourself trapped holding back two erupting swamp geysers.

"Strap really turned Rory inside out last night. She broke free from the Chinese Finger Trap and redecorated the room."

by Eggplant Emoji September 8, 2023

Chink Weed

Marijuana that comes from a large scale commercial grow. Generally of average to low quality.

Term came about due to many ofthese commercial grows being run by Asians

I have some bomb stuff, but I have some Chink Weed too for much cheaper.

by Paul September 8, 2004

chinese moon swing

the chinese moon swing:kind of like a 69,but standing up,with the girls back facing towards you.her legs wraping around your neck.and her neck tilted back to suck your dick while eating her out.(girl must be flexible)

this asian girl taught me this..... weird shit,it was like........damm it WAS GOOD.They called it the CHINESE MOON SWING

by asiawithlove April 25, 2006