Chicago baptism

To spill a portion of Jeppson’s Malört accidentally over an infants head while drinking.

Gave my nephew a Chicago Baptism last weekend and was asked to leave the party

by MdoubleT December 25, 2023

growing up in chicago

The best part of growing up in Chicago.

Interviewer: Best part of growing up in Chicago?
Johnny (uhhhh face): uhhhhh... Growing up in Chicago 😬

by Amphibian Requesting death November 30, 2020

Chicago

City if corruption.

"Chicago is killing Illinois."

by Albino namekian October 27, 2022

chicago

Chicago. One of the most amazing people. He will always try to comfort you while being a complete idiot. He’s usually out of a relationship and not willing to get back in. Has trust issues but it’s fine.

Yo did you hear about chicago

Yea dude my mans just jumped of a cliff

by Iamirresponsibleinways December 5, 2019

Chicago Triangle

An activity involving smoking weed. There needs to be at least three blunts and three (or more) people involved. All stand in a triangle shape, facing each other. With more people it becomes more of a circle. Each person lights a blunt, and passes it. All puff and pass at exactly the same time in a clockwise fashion, so you continuously have a blunt in your hand. Keep going around, puffing and passing until all 3 blunts are smoked. You will get REALLY HIGH, REALLY FAST, which is kinda the goal. A game that was invented in Chicago (hence the name) and over time has made its way to other cities.

Person 1: Hey people, I just scored some weed!
Person 2: Great! Should we do a Chicago Triangle?
Person 3: Let's go!

by DJAK47NYC July 11, 2025

Chicago Soft Serve

When you disguise shit as chocolate soft serve

I pranked Sam so hard when I gave him my Chicago Soft Serve

by JustLib July 17, 2022

The Chicago Bear

The Chicago Bear is when you have received a Green Bay Packer rectally, from the Bear variety of men; you then find a football field and just shit all over it.

"In Illinois, people of large numbers gather in a stadium to watch local heroes perform The Chicago Bear, in person."

by Verbius VonMasturbate August 12, 2021