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Chicago promise

Certain people like giving out promises without the intent of carrying them out. For some reason, a significant amount of such people populates Chicago. This kind of people is called bullshitters, and the kind of bullshit promises they give out is called a Chicago promise.
-- This dude said he'll bring over some molly this Friday.

-- You sure it wasn't a Chicago promise?
by othra May 13, 2024
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Chicago Sunrise

The process of inserting fentanyl into the rectum by dipping a tampon into the fent and then once inserted, lighting it on fire by the pull string. Thus, letting it expand and burn in the users rectum.
Back up, I’m bout’ to hit a Chicago Sunrise!

Bro did you hear? He just hit a Chicago Sunrise!
by Phfanny Smellmore May 21, 2024
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Chicago back handy

When a female relative who owns a Chicago style pizza place uses the leftover grease from a pizza to give you a hand job after closing time.
“Hey Aunt Beatrice, do you have the time to give me a Chicago back handy, I saw some leftover grease in the kitchen
by Gripster August 29, 2023
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The Chicago Bear

The Chicago Bear is when after receiving a Green Bay Packer from the bear variety of men; the recipient then finds a football field and just shits all over it. The shitting on the field may be figuratively or literally.
"Illinois football fans gather in a stadium to watch their local heroes perform The Chicago Bear. "
by Verbius VonMasturbate August 12, 2021
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Chicago baptism

To spill a portion of Jeppson’s Malört accidentally over an infants head while drinking.
Gave my nephew a Chicago Baptism last weekend and was asked to leave the party
by MdoubleT December 25, 2023
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Chicago Bears

The Bears were the closest thing to the Yankees of the NFL until last year, winning more than any other team, so this loses identity they've developed lately isn't like them.
The Chicago Bears let a team like the Green Bay Packers overtake them as the winningest NFL franchise. Where has their fighting spirit been? They should've gone out and mauled the Packers.
by Solid Mantis September 17, 2023
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Chicago

"Chicago is killing Illinois."
by Albino namekian October 27, 2022
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