Candy

What your parents tell you not to take from strangers, except for when you are in a costume and it is on October 31. Then it is okay.

Man I love candy

by I’m ligondeezian October 30, 2019

Candystore

(Verb) The act of being tricked to leave a friend group or a best friend for personal gain, based off of the musical Heathers.

Joe: Matt I totally just candystored Bobby. Veronica’s up for grabs.
Matt: Haha what a moron.

by DoneWithYourIdiocy October 13, 2020

Candy Store

Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far why now are you pulling on my dick?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up beeyotch
I like
Lookin' hot
Buying stuff
They can not
I like
Drinking hard
Maxing dad's credit card
I like
Skippin' gym
Scarin' her
Screwin' him
I like
Killer clothes
Kickin' nerds in the nose
If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack (whoa)
Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsche with the quarterback (whoa, whoa, whoa)
Honey what you waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
Time for you to prove you're not a loser
Anymore
And step into my candy store
Guys fall
At your feet
Pay the check
Help you cheat
All you
Have to do
Say goodbye
To Shamu
That freak's
Not your friend
I can tell
In the end
If she
Had your shot
She would leave
You to rot
Course if you don't care
Fine, go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on (whoa)
Or forget that creep
And get in my jeep
Let's go tear up
Someone's lawn (whoa, whoa, whoa)
Honey what you waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove
You're not a pussy
Anymore
And step into my candy store

“damn. i wish heather chandler would rail me while singing candy store.”
“WTF DAD YOU’RE SIXTEY-NINE!”
“so?”

by Anne Boleyn B/Way Simp February 5, 2022

Rainbow candy

Mythical food others have to eat when they lose at something. Much like humble pie. Derivitive of eat my goal.

I've just shagged that girl you've been trying to score with that bitch for three months. Eat my rainbow candy!!

I just whooped your ass at FIFA, eat my rainbow candy!

by daywalker stalker November 15, 2009

Happy candy birthday

The two weeks before and two weeks after your actual birthday. To celebrate ones birthday for a month. A month long tribute to ones self.

Happy candy darling." "We wish you the happiest of candies." It's my happy candy birthday Beeeeeeaaaatches." "I am awesome; it's my happy candy.

by TheKKhotbox October 14, 2011

Period Candy

When girls crave something really bad whilst on their periods.

My dad knows that, when it's that time, and I ask for my period candy, he's gotta go get some Mexican food.

by JBduRune July 18, 2011

Wrist Candy

Unnecessary wrist and/or arm decorations worn by all. Throw back to friendship bracelets. It is recommended to be toppled over watches, chains and other adornments; the more the better.

Hi guys, check out my fabulous wrist candy!

by Black Mock August 17, 2011