Cactus ripping

Cactus ripping is where a woman’s pubic stubble is so viciously sharp that when a man sticks his dick inside, it pierces right through the condom and into his dick leaving him unprotected and in pain.

Eli rushed to the emergency room after Tammy took him on a cactus ripping adventure.

by Eli Jackhammer April 4, 2023

cacaslay

To do something you do not like but do a good job.

you cacaslay that test

by Sir Ray May 18, 2023

Caucus fecal dance

When a woman is throwing up and the husband has (consensual)diarrhea on the woman while singing California Gurls

Hey babe,we can do the caucus fecal dance

by Blueberry salad May 25, 2023

Cacuci

A definition usually reffering to a fat person.

Look at that cacuci.
Wow, he is really fat, truly a cacuci.

by nicuodobasian May 29, 2023

CactusMan4562

Adjective: When your face looks like you've eaten a beehive

That CactusMan4562 mf should stick his dick in a pencil sharpener despite it being too small.

by Stwaberry June 6, 2023

Cactuses

A common misconception is that this term is incorrect. Cactuses is a valid plural form of cactus. Yes, so is cacti and cactus itself.

Bob: Wow there are so many cactuses here.

Jim: You mean cacti? hehe

Bob: r/confidentlyincorrect

Jim: This isn't Reddit, buddy. hehe

Bob: Not everything from Reddit comes from Reddit you absolute moron.

Jim: GAH! Foiled again.

by wtf do I write in here bro August 3, 2024

Cactus Tampon

When people are curious about what you are looking at / buying at a a store and crowd your space for no reason. I could be looking at Cactus Tampons and some jerk comes along to see what you are looking at.

Go away you cactus tampon, I need my space when I shop.

by Old_Crow_242 December 11, 2023