blubber cow

A fat large person with an ugly yet attractive face.

Her face is okay... She definitely a blubber cow

by Avocado pineapple May 18, 2016

whip the cow

To spank a fat person.

I was home last night with my wife having sex and I whip the cow hard

by Hoodboiy May 5, 2016

Cow Fisting

The act of giving an obese male or female large bruises on their body giving them the appearance of a cow and fisting them

Joe: So what do you like to do on the weekends?
James: Get absolute hammered and go cow fisting!

by JackassMcGhee April 12, 2020

Milk the cows

A way to say can I “suck your titties”, but discreetly.

At work, to a female coworker; “Wow, can I please milk the cows???

At school, to your hot teach; “Can I stay after school, I’d like your help Milking the Cows”

by Shrimp Bayless February 18, 2020

Jow the cow

A cow that says Jow, which is made up, had blue spots, and white stripes. Oh and Jow the Cow 's name is Jow.

Random Cow:Moo
Jow the Cow: JOW JOW JOW!
Random Cow: 0o0

by JowMeepers April 27, 2020

Cut the Cow

To brush teeth. Also phrased "kill the cow", "cut the cherry cow", "kill the cherry cow", "kill the cow and cook it with cherries" or similar phrases.

"Make sure you cut the cow before you go to sleep."

by JB+MB August 28, 2020

Nighty Cow

A snuggly, warm, microwaveable cuddly cow that comes to say good night to you. Also now a colloquial alternative for good night.

"Nighty cow fella"

"yeah good night"

"Can you heat up my nighty cow"
"sure, I'll put it in the microwave".

by campaj1 June 21, 2013