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Jacobo (Colombian) 

a bitch ass boy with a broke ass budget. usually is a resident of the South America region. also gets a lot of girls for his crusty hair. usually wants to shave his head since he can't wash the crusty things out of it. usually spending his time on discord and was raised in the hood.
Jacobo (Colombian) is such a broke ahh boy :skull
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The Colombian Shuffle 

Changing holes back and forth between the pink and the stink- and repeating excessively without washing or breaks in between the change up.

Famously attributed as the minimum standard wildness that a Colombian workin' girl can provide.

Cocaina Colombiana

A term referring to “Colombian Cocaine” or “Cocaine from Colombia
I just bought some Cocaina Colombiana from the cartel! Only 55$ per kilo!

The Colombian Panther 

The Colombian Panther is an infamous sex move often performed in Africa. To do this, you need access to a Lion. It is NOT recommended. It is as follows

When you strip nude, before doing lines of cocaine while a police baton is inserted into your anus. You then attempt to fistfight a Lion before getting mauled. Survival is not certain.
Zack: “The Colombian Panther, I did it yesterday for my first time.”
Phil: “Yeesh, how was it?”
Zack: “My cock fell off.”

rule of the colombiana 

the rule of the colombiana; all colombiana 19 or over must take a cock in her ass once per week in order to maintain her perfect colombiana ass
she has a great ass because she always obeys the rule of the colombiana

tommy in colombia 

tommy is a character from an anime who is always rejected by women. in one part of the show he goes to Colombia and the running gag is that he is now surrounded by women as they all love him.
tommy in colombia by thefbdhej April 4, 2023

Washington, District of Colombia 

Da "Capital City" of da You-Ess-of-Ay, where narcotics are so rampant dat it was named after one of da biggest drug-producing countries of da world.
Da fact dat his home-base town was called, "Washington, District of Colombia" makes me wonder if ol' George needed his famous wooden dentures 'cuz he had meth-teeth?