cock advance

The opposite of cock block. Advancing your own interests in a female ahead of another guy.

Jeez Ben was supposed to be Brendan’s wingman, but instead cock advanced himself and went home with Anna!

by BransonTeapot420 November 9, 2020

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park cock

When I guy gets married, hitched, or otherwise becomes monogamous with a chick.

Guy 1: How are Jason and Sue getting on, anyway?
Guy 2: Shit, didn't you hear? He's gonna park cock the first Saturday in June!
Guy 1: Damn, what a sucker.

by William of Boulder April 28, 2008

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Pellet Cock

An extremely small pellet shaped penis, similar to a cocktail sausage.

Girl, I love noshing on David's pellet cock while he strums my tuna canoe.

by THE GPC July 11, 2016

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cock belcher

one who belches after eating large quantities of cock.

Words could not describe how much of a cock belcher she was

by erd0098 February 9, 2009

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The male genital organ of higher vertebrates of the republican party. Beyond erectile tissue, the cock is comprised of nicotine, Kentucky bourbon, and an aversion to contraceptives and abortion. Still, scientific consensus demonstrates that contraceptives are ineffectual to the voluminous DNA spritzing of which a republican cock is capable. Further, it is considered a rare and invaluable treasure by leftist women seeking reprieve from missionary sex with thin-thighed soy-boys.

Caleb: Dude, did you hear about Steve?
Seth: No, what happened?
Caleb: He brought a feminist girl home who wouldn’t stop talking about how much she hates men. Then, when he told her he was pro-life, she couldn’t resist that REPUBLICAN COCK. Turns out she wanted to be spanked and choked, too. The next morning she even made him breakfast and cleaned his kitchen.
Seth: Wow, Steve is a fucking legend.

by Scrotron August 4, 2022

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