Clam Bake

Slang for scissoring, which is slang for two women gettin' it on

Woman: Man, I'm tired.
Man: Why?
Woman: Amy and I had a clam bake last night.

by cmp410 December 28, 2010

clam cream

Semen that has been injected into a woman's vagina. Also known as a creampie.

I really didn't know that I gave her a double testicular dose of clam cream until long after the condom broke. Damn, I better start saving up for the child support . . . .

by IM3 January 20, 2008

clam choder

the residue left behind on a woman's vagina (clam) after fucking a man with a lot of chode cheese.

Man, we was runnin' a tip-drill on this skeezer, left her full of clam choder so her boyfriend could have dinner!

by 6killah9 October 5, 2008

clam-shell

The female version of batwings

When the two vaginal lips are stuck to both legs, and are spread open like a clam shell

Veronica gets a clam-shell when it gets really hot out.

by ryandubya253 January 5, 2012

clam handler

A person of great wealth.

That Gatsby is one hell of a clam handler.

by Ghost Pirate LeChuck March 7, 2005

Clam Kiss

when a woman is on her period and you have sex with her and you pull out of her vagina and she sits on your bed or wherever.it looks like a clam put on lipstick and kissed your bed.

Clam Kiss put lipstick on and kissed something

by J-Dawg aka Fat Boi February 28, 2009

clam pussy

sweaty, fish smelling, rank vagina. generally owned by fat people and Tristan Chiapetti.

Example:
Daniel: Do you smell Chiapetti's clam pussy?

Swanson: Ya I kinda like it.

by Daniel Hagan November 7, 2007