Brooke Caldwell

Brooke Caldwell is the type of girl who can leave you wondering whether she likes you or hates you, and then hit you with a smile so sweet it could make you forget you ever had doubts. She’s the queen of playing it cool… until she’s not.

Boy 1: I think Brooke Caldwell likes me..

Boy 2: Uhh, are you dumb? She doesn't date people..

Boy 1: Wait what! B..but she was being so nice to me?!? She has to like me!

Boy 2: DUDE!!! She hates your guts..!

by TarinWinslow July 24, 2025

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Brooke

Brooke is a caring, kind, loving, funny, speaks her mind, honest (brutally most of the time), loyal AF, selfless, musical, artistic, reliable, smart, hard working, do anything for anybody, kinda chick. She’s your ride or die! Always there until the very end. She’s s a giver in every sense of the word. Guys, you know what I mean 😉 She’s got your back. She’ll fight for what’s right. She fight tooth and nail for the people she loves. Do NOT hurt someone she loves! She’s a protector. She doesn’t put up with bullshit or lies. She’ll forgive, but not forget. She’s been hurt, A LOT, and has very strong walls surrounding her feelings and her heart. She doesn’t trust easily. She can be stubborn. If you cross her, she will tear you apart, but she does it with her words. Not the name calling kind. The kind that are factual and make you feel like the smallest person alive and then she will cut you out of her life. She will forgive you for it, but still walk away from you. She is very sarcastic and will call anyone out on anything. If you’re lucky enough to call her your friend, don’t lose her! If you’re lucky enough to break down her walls and be in a relationship with her, don’t let her go, because when she’s done, she’s done.

She is such a Brooke! She just called me and said that she heard I needed some help paying my bills. She asked how much I needed and then just sent it to my venmo! She just saved my ass!

by Rideordie79 August 11, 2021

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Brooks Derey

UVA basketball player, loves raising his hand. Recently became a raging alcoholic.

Brooks Derey really needs to stop drinking

by calebcabinets October 18, 2023

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Brooke

Brooke is a NOOB, very funny person, and she is verrryyyy thicccc (like a Roblox).
Brooke can be your best friend, if you make it past her discriminating jokes.
Brooke spends free time hanging out at the YMCA. Brooke is an (sometimes) remarkable person.
Don't let her slip out of your life.

Person #1: Wow that girl is funny and thicc.
Person #2: Ik she's Brooke.

by Hehehebreh April 7, 2019

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