Brandon

The biggest asshole and TRY HARD you will ever meet.

OMG he is such a Brandon, I hate that kid.

by whycantwebefriends September 3, 2014

brandon

a lyin ass hetero who vapes and cheats on cool girls

brandons a fucking cuck!

by broccolibutt July 7, 2016

Brandon

Very intellectual but is very annoying too, he will make you feel like shit. He is very contained but rarely he does go into a breakdown mode.

You are such a Brandon

by ThatOneGuyThatKnowsAThingOrTwo February 13, 2017

Brandon

An extremely large cock-block. Will often hump, spank, grab, grind, squeeze, his way into making sure that you do not get laid, kissed, or even hugged by a female. Often seen lurking in the back of a group searching for targets to cock-block.

Dude you were so close to being with that girl, if only that brandon wasn't there you would have had her with you tonight.

by cockblocka-k August 26, 2010

Brandon Jennings

An overrated point guard who is nothing but a chucker. Some believe he had a better season than Tyreke Evans and Stephon Curry but they failed to look at Jennings shooting percentage. He is a below average basketball player from Compton Italy and should go back home and play in the Euroleague.

If you miss a lot of shots in a basketball game you pulled a Brandon Jennings.

by everyone>jennings December 22, 2010

brandon

to get your ass kicked in a very pathetic way. Usually the ass kicker is on a sports team, so the ass kicking is publicized in a huge way.

Damn, he got Brandoned! Everyone will be hearing of this by Monday!

by escucha me April 24, 2008

brandon

a man with a bad taste in mexican women, women in which have more chest and facial hair than him

watch out is a brandon

by aleck January 31, 2008