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Gooner Boomer

Noun/Adjective

Refers to people, technically from Gen-X & older (born 1980 or before) but mainly boomers (born 1946-1964). who display the behaviors typically associated with a "gooner" or a sex/porn addict. Their subconscious thoughts on some women are still focused primarily on sex, as if they were no more than a toy for their eyes. This also applies to gay men & straight or gay women, although it's several times rarer than for a heterosexual man. This is primarily due to traditional roles & their upbringings.

These older people also typically tend to get away with being a goon blatantly & often target younger adults (18-25) as their "material". These are only common traits though, and not required to label someone as a Gooner Boomer

SIDENOTE:
Silver Foxes technically count since they're paying young women for sex, but they're connotatively different. a Gooner Boomer is more specific to the ones who are: significantly older than a standard Silver Fox, can't get any play & behave more like incels.
Those old heads at The Oscars do not care at all about womens talent; They only care about if she's hot. They're all Gooner Boomers!
by Sweezo1 March 4, 2025
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Boomer

Bruh Tyshawns a boomer he never is down for shit!
by Uber everywhere November 10, 2019
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Boomer wrap

The protective plastic film found on appliances and other products when they are new. Older people leave it on the item to "preserve" the product. Serves no real purpose and ends up making the dials on microwaves, stovetops, etc. difficult to read over time.
"John, why does your granny leave the plastic film on the stove screen?"

"Ah yes, don't mind her. She always leaves on the boomer wrap."
by dyln290 January 12, 2023
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Boomer

Literally Cari Fletcher. She’s getting better tho.
Cari’s having some problems with her technology...again. She’s literally the definition of a boomer.
by LittleGrandma May 24, 2020
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Boomer

You are a boomer
by Fortnite Jesus November 19, 2019
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Boomer

A person who fails to understand tech and then blames it on everything
My grandpa is a boomer
by Dorianthedodo May 28, 2020
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Boomer

someone 65-80 and/someone with a older mindset
"Dude have you used a payphone lately"
"Dude dont be such a boomer "
by kermittheclown April 19, 2020
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