Boof

In the eighties and nineties boofing meant to smoke crack.

What happened to all of his money? He boofed it up.

by Callmechief23 October 2, 2018

boofed

Black is white. Night is day. 2+2=17.34632.

When that molester Kavanaugh opened his mouth into a Devil's triangle, the world boofed and the Republicans slurped it up.

by the hands of justice October 6, 2018

Boof

short form of a buffoon.

Waste 1: Yo ur a boof if u think youre gunna munchin my poutine
Waste 2: mans are marved pls

by misunderstood destroyer May 29, 2018

Boof

To disrespect someone so horrifically that they are forced to reevaluate their entire life.

Yo, that kid only committed suicide because i boofed on him in Fortnite last night.

by SlendyManPurse June 4, 2018

boof

the act of throwing up a little

i almost boofed after that shot

by gtotheo August 30, 2022

BOOF

To do sex with one's butt. Contrary to typical sex, boofing is done up in the posterior (more commonly referred to as the "asshole").

Call me boof, anal was my father.

by Le petite pénis April 21, 2022

Boof Pounder

Boof Pounder is a transcendent being/state of mind. He (assuming that is the preferred pronoun) is an athlete who embodies the spirit of whodunitry, girthquakes and pounding. His list of accolades is second to none and would make 90s Jordan, 2000s Tiger and 2050s Brady blush. Known internationally for his accomplishments as an athlete, it is also worth noting he is a worldclass cocksman. Even more impressive than his athletic feats, is his maneuverability around potentially dangerous venereal diseases.

Accomplishments:

1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle

"What do you want to be when you grow up son?"-Dad

"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son

"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad

by pbones April 27, 2022