jacked to the bone

The act of being so overly joyed that it sends shivers down your spine, which is made of bones.

Yeah, dude, I was so jacked to the bone when he called me up. It was awesome.

by al (: February 25, 2009

Mexican Chilli Bone

Inserting a non-sexual specific object into the anus that has had lubricant applied to it to encourage stimulation.

Also used in torture.

Quote:South Park

'Cartman'- "Whats a Mexican Chilli Bone?"
'Doctor' - "Im not sure, all i know is it involves Tobasco sauce, a telephone and the anus"

by Sausage Slayer March 18, 2009

Dry Bone

The act of penetrating a vagina or anus without prior foreplay (human skin-on-skin contact) or lubrication.

Ok, so I'd had a beer or two. On my way home, kebab in hand, I called in on an 'old friend'. Having spent my energies devouring the stale kebab, I revealed my boner and penetrated the walls of her superdry cobwebbed vagina. It was the first skin on skin contact we had made. We didn't even pass one word of conversation. I went home.

eg: Simon and Sharon both agreed there was more moisture in the single tear rolling down her cheek than there had been throughout the 30 minute dry bone session.

Remember kids, a tub of vasoline is easily available from the local drugstore. this simple precaution vastly reduces your chances of encountering the dry bone

eg:
Lucy: "Boots are doing a speical offer on vasoline, its 2-for-1!"
Cecile: "Thanks all the same, but I'm a dry bone kinda gal!"

by Randy Savage's Bitch November 5, 2005

soup bone

Slang for a baseball/softball pitcher's pitching arm.

Catcher: How's the ol' soup bone doin after reconstructive surgery?

Pitcher: It's feeling sharp after my rehab. I hope to be there at the start of spring training.

by noodles88 January 16, 2006

bonch

Area between your pink and your stink

you bite bloody bonch!!! (when you eat a really hot wet,or, period pussy has dripped down to the area)

by AHBAHBAUM May 28, 2003

Bone Smuggler

Referring to a gay, bisexual person, a person who likes anal.
Bone Smuggling is the art of a BONER being Smuggled into the rear of another being. Therefore, Smuggling the bone(r).

Guy: Hmm, I'm a Bone Smuggler
Girl: Aiii PAPI!!! Smuggle that bone all you want!

by Full Service November 15, 2006

funny bone

Having rough sex with someone while wearing a clown suit.

Mike gave Lisa a funny bone.

by GaMeRuInEr August 1, 2006