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The Blue Squeeze

Occurs when one feels the need to shit and is unable to find to proper accomodations and turns blue in the face, hence the name "The Blue Squeeze."
John got The Blue Squeeze when he ate chili in his car on his lunch break in an empty parking lot.
by B-money and J-sexy. October 3, 2008
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blue douche

after Election Day 2018 when America partially rid itself of incompetent racist complicit cheating republicans
2018's Midterm Elections' Blue Tsunami was actually a blue douche where a good portion GOP fuckers were flushed out for a new Democratic congress
by Uncle Joosie May 3, 2019
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Blue Bomber

"Because from time to time i like throw back a few blue bombers and hit out on the town!"
-Bob Kelso
by Hydrocodone January 21, 2009
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Blue salad

Blue salad n. is the result of dense and heavy deification turds into a porta potty without first layering the top of the water with toilet paper, in which the bluish water back splashes up and stains of this vile chilled liquid slather your taint and rosebud the color of blue shit water.

So the next person who go to toss your blue salad should mention this to you, bc most of you rocking a blue salad have no idea how their white panties, duh dunt tah-dahs or chonies
There’s no paper in the porta pots so try to avoid your blue salad by jumping up with the release of each skat
by Mudaeng March 1, 2020
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Blue heart

Are people that tend to love everyone regardless of there problems they are not judgmental very intelligent a bit masterious but over all very generous giving people.
by Thispagewasmadeforme September 21, 2020
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Blue Anon

Qanon but for Democrats (blue).

Believers in Jussie Smollier, the Covington Catholic hoax, Trump's pee tapes, and CNN/MSNBC in general believe in Blue Anon.
This faggot is breathlessly comparin 1-6 to 9-11; I think he's a Blue Anon supporter.
by chimpotle of truth March 7, 2021
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Blue Falcon

Generally a military term, used to describe "that guy" who always gets everyone into trouble. The meaning of the term is "Buddy Fucker".
"Why is Blue Falcon always fucking up? God-damnit, let's give him a blanket party."
by greenrod April 21, 2006
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