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fuck me blond

a special type of blond hair with a dash of red. A person with fuck me blond (fmb) is neither a redhead nor a true blonde.
Fuck me blond is usually sexual attracting.
"Did you see the girl over there?"
"Oh man, she is so damn hot, she is fuck me blond."
by DutchHamburg September 10, 2023
mugGet the fuck me blondmug.

Unhinged Blonde

She looks unreal almost like a doll. She’s perfect, she has big doe eyes, long light blonde hair. Her looks are deceiving she’s a reckless girl, she’s impulsive, flirty, fun, and bubbly but she’s fierce and strong and full of repressed emotions she’s who you call to find a party. she’s misunderstood.
“she’s a unhinged blonde
by crazy blonde gf May 2, 2022
mugGet the Unhinged Blondemug.

platinum blonde

a fuckinf type of blonde excusme
platinum blonde is a shade of blonde hair and it makes anyone look sexy, female, male or anything in between or inside or outside
person 1: platinum blonde, 10/10
person 2: you literally gave a video game killer full marks because in the wiki it stated his hair was platinum blonde
person 1: its hot- wait hes a what
by acedetective3600 June 10, 2023
mugGet the platinum blondemug.

Blonde

Gay with no friends and often with no one who likes them
That guy is a blonde
by Male blonde May 3, 2021
mugGet the Blondemug.

dutch blonde

when you give a girl a dutch oven and she likes it... then asks you to do it again. then you give her a dutch dildo which she uses till it melts.
i gave my gf a dutch blonde... she's so stupid!
by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018
mugGet the dutch blondemug.

kiss a blonde day

Kiss a blonde day. Celebrated December 30th. A day to kiss a blonde so make it count!
Barbie: Hey ken what day is it?

Ken: Kiss a blonde day!

Barbie: I meant the number...
by Underground loser December 30, 2023
mugGet the kiss a blonde daymug.

Blonde Bob Baddie

Someone who has a blonde Bob and slays everyday. Not everyone with a blonde Bob can be a blonde Bob baddie,it’s a lifestyle not a hair style.
Liv is my favourite blonde Bob baddie!
by Iconicblondebob June 11, 2022
mugGet the Blonde Bob Baddiemug.

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