Unhinged Blonde

She looks unreal almost like a doll. She’s perfect, she has big doe eyes, long light blonde hair. Her looks are deceiving she’s a reckless girl, she’s impulsive, flirty, fun, and bubbly but she’s fierce and strong and full of repressed emotions she’s who you call to find a party. she’s misunderstood.
“she’s a unhinged blonde
by crazy blonde gf May 2, 2022
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Blonde

Gay with no friends and often with no one who likes them
That guy is a blonde
by Male blonde May 3, 2021
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platinum blonde

a fuckinf type of blonde excusme
platinum blonde is a shade of blonde hair and it makes anyone look sexy, female, male or anything in between or inside or outside
person 1: platinum blonde, 10/10
person 2: you literally gave a video game killer full marks because in the wiki it stated his hair was platinum blonde
person 1: its hot- wait hes a what
by acedetective3600 June 10, 2023
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kiss a blonde day

Kiss a blonde day. Celebrated December 30th. A day to kiss a blonde so make it count!
Barbie: Hey ken what day is it?

Ken: Kiss a blonde day!

Barbie: I meant the number...
by Underground loser December 30, 2023
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Dumb Blonde

god ur such a jax
jax is such a dumb blonde
by vytjtftuhjmvgujvutjgxchg fcyhv December 8, 2023
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Blonde Noah

Super hot kid. Usually likes girls named sadie,
did you hear Blonde Noah and sadie are going on a date?
by Dude dude 1234 February 24, 2018
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Blonde coach

A blonde coach is someone who is tasked with assessing a person in real time, and evaluating their decisions and determining if they are doing something a blonde would do or having a blonde moment.
I think Jennifer needs a blonde coach she is always doing the ditsiest things.
by Tommy & Timmy B May 3, 2021
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