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kentucky hot basket 

While in the act of ejaculating during sex, the partner cups their hands catching the warm semen.
"I gave this girl a Kentucky hot basket. It was sick dude."

"What the hell is that?"

"I finished in her hands bro. I don't think she washed them... Also it was your sister."

horizontal fruit-basket 

A sex act. Performed by wrapping your penis in a banana peel and squeezing the juice of an orange, a lime, and a grapefruit on top. Your partner then gives you head as you lay sideways on a flat surface, ideally with the curviture of your penis lining up with their throat.
"My lady wanted something tropical, so I gave her a horizontal fruit-basket"

"How thoughtful!"

Ham in a basket

A salty vagina in a pair of old worn out booty shorts. One may find Ham in a Basket at their local Wal-Mart.
Damn, did you see that Ham in a Basket?

I can smell that Ham in a Basket from a mile away.

hillbilly hand basket 

When someone removes their false teeth and sticks a dick and balls in their mouth
Did you hear about Jon? That chick last night gave him a hillbilly hand basket

Alaskan flounder basket

While you and your significant other are making love, and she/He proceedes to give you a glow job with his anaus directly above your chest giving you a perfect view for the "show". Then right before you orgasm your partner gloriously defecates all over your face and chest.
The other day daisy gave me an Alaskan flounder basket, and it was beautiful!

flaming fruit basket 

When you put some hot sauce on ur man's balls and lick it off.
I wanna take you home and give you a flaming fruit basket.