Boy bands

A group of 4-5 boys who (most of the time) don’t play instruments other than a guitar. They usually only sing and dance.

Have you heard of the boy bands In Real Life, Why Don’t We, and PRETTYMUCH?

by ItzzYourrGurll July 15, 2018

Billion Band

A band whose most popular song on Youtube has over one billion views.

Ex. 1: Twenty One Pilots is a billion band, its most viewed song has 1.4 billion views on Youtube
Ex. 2: Imagine Dragons is not a billion band, its most viewed song has 940 million views on Youtube

by LoL Champion Definitions August 17, 2018

Band Gay

Also known as being "Band Happy"
Something you say when a little thing in life causes you some displeasure. or something you say to the local people in band.

person 1 - wow i stubbed my toe Band Gay

by WideMann January 24, 2019

Tea Bands

Euphemism for the bindings of marijuana bricks.

The bricks were so fat the tea bands could barely hold them together

by Backlash1818 September 24, 2018

it's a band thing

Something people in band say after saying some weird shit

I like men, it's a band thing

by It a band thing January 20, 2023

Band Kid

A cringe kid in band class who references really unfunny memes like "Among Us" or 🅱️. Like, my brother in Christ, it's 2023. Those memes died years ago.

They also REALLY enjoy the National Anthem of The Soviet Union. My guy, the song is fire, BUT DON'T BLAST THAT SHIT AT 7 IN THE MORNING.
The amount of times I heard "Imposter sussy amogus" from this kid makes me want to kick my wall barefoot.
And then he wonders why he gets no rizz bruh.

Blake the Band Kid: *blasts Amogus Drip song with speakers at max volume during the morning.
Everyone else in the school: bro shut up
Blake the Band Kid: How do I turn it off, I forgor 💀
Everyone else: GOD DAMMIT!

by TheSummitOG January 3, 2023

Band Nerdbags

Sweaty, gross smelling band kids who dedicate their life to marching like ants, or playing dated pop songs at pep rallies. Ones who proudly sport any and all band merch. Dog tags, jackets, t-shirts. They never forget to lube up their instruments, but they always forget deodorant. They carry their instruments with them like trophies while everyone else severely judges them. They're confident in themselves, but they really shouldn't be.

"Those Band Nerdbags are stinking up the gym again!"
"Who left their clarinet in the urinal! Must have been one of those band nerdbags.."
"Look at those band nerdbags playing Confident by Demi Lovato! That song was released in 2015!

by viripien April 15, 2023