joder balloon

condom

Literally “fuck balloon” from spanish verb joder which translates to “to fuck”

Hey baby, I’ve got a joder balloon... wanna ride?

by Dept of Redundancy Dept November 15, 2020

Saudi Arabian balloon animal

Saudi Arabian balloon animal- when a man has his penis tip glued shut and the woman chops down on both sides of the penis after the man attempted to ejaculate causing the penis to explode like a balloon animal.

I cheated on my girlfriend so while I was sleeping she gave me the Saudi Arabian balloon animal treatment.

by The Saudi price June 29, 2021

fur balloon

a. a hairy vagina.
b. The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in girls.

Summer is almost here, guess it's time to trim my fur balloon.

by feowyn October 7, 2008

Ballooning

To improve your game state in a board game (such as Settlers of Catan) in an exponential manner that is out of other players' control

Wow Jon is ballooning all over the place, the cunt.

by Jontra August 19, 2022

Ballooning

An act performed whilst masturbating, when an uncircumcised male pinches his foreskin just before ejaculation, trapping the semen in his hood. Then later disposing it in the toilet.

Non Ballooner: Bro why are you always ballooning?
Balloon King: Easy cleanup lad

by Ballon King September 5, 2023

balloon drizzle

once the male has ejaculated into the condom from sexual intercourse with a female, it is then filled up with air by blowing into the condom and making a "balloon". once filled with air the male will then release air from the condom which also results in the cum getting squirted out at the same time as the air, which is applied to the facial area of the female in question-

the sex was so great I decided to finish on her with the balloon drizzle!.

by scratch76 November 27, 2013

Stink balloon

Hemorrhoid protruding from anus

Hey Robert, can you check my stink balloon?

by Allstartsinparks May 28, 2025