Beta Plus or Beta Max

A beta plus or beta max male is everything your everyday run of the mill beta is, plus some. Not only do they bitch out with women, they also do with males and have no idea how to socially interact most of the time.

Beta Plus, even if he paid for it, he probably wouldn't know how to engage in any kind of motions that lead him to intercourse. Ends up getting a handjob and counts that as virginity lost. Probably addicted to feet pics

Beta Max, being the top tier, and maybe even most helpless of the beta. Likely a virgin by default. Pays for any interaction from women who are scamming them and it is a 50/50 chance that those women are men, catfishing. Does it anyway for the thrill of being fucked. Addicted to feet pics and socks.

You must be a real Beta Plus or Beta Max to spend all of that money on pixelated feet pics

Getting scammed by catfish over and over again is some real desperation and Beta Plus or Beta Max behavior.

by AllyBeeNice December 20, 2023

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Beta Bottom

A beta bottom is someone who won't admit that they're a bottom and insists that they are, oh I dunno, a switch or something. Just as an example

You're such a beta bottom, pineapple, you insist you're a switch but you're just a bottom. Please admit it.

by borv December 21, 2023

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Betafish

a person who is small in stature, weighs under 120lbs, has little to no muscle, and tends to have a very well below average sized penis. These people are typically of adult age but are seldomly referred to as men. You can find them wearing boys’ sized clothes because any men’s clothing would be swimming on their tiny frame. Their attitude is often extremely aggressive and nasty but they will never look you directly in the eyes when confronting you due to their cowardly traits. They will often only speak to women they find attractive and will either lash out at or refuse to acknowledge any men who speak to or pose a potential threat to have sex with the woman they are simping over. It is not uncommon to find these pathetic creatures whispering to a woman for absolutely no reason at all while the woman speaks using a normal tone of voice during the conversation. You may run into these pathetic weaklings verbally degrading the nicest humans they encounter just because they see an easy target. The most entertaining aspect is when they argue adamantly with someone but are proven wrong time and time again with their only response being “whatever.” In some rare cases they will be a third wheel and pay the entire bill. There unfortunately tends to be a high rate of domestic violence and verbal abuse cases due to their inability to challenge any grown men in the public sphere.

Note: Bettafish is another common spelling. Fish is often used as a shorter slang term.

John: “Did you see the little guy third wheeling with Jennifer and her boyfriend?”

Mike: “Yeah he’s such a betafish!”

by Billy Polanco December 23, 2023

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Betattack

The means that feminazis, wokesters and hipsters use to attack normal people. A Betattack always uses words ending in -ist like racist or -phobe like xeno/homo/islamo/transphobe. The Betattack never cites actual statements or actions to support the accusation.

I outed a male teacher for trying to groom my son and the schoolboard Betattacked me as a homophobe..

by Dakawn Vick January 12, 2024

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