Crop Balls

When your balls and scrotum are ravaged, sore and swollen from being pleasurably whipped with a riding crop during a spirited session of derby balls.

My sack is so sore. I have crop balls.

My mistress gave me crop balls and it hurts so good.

Doctor: I’m a little concerned about your scrotum. How long has it been this swollen and enlarged? We need to do some tests.

Patient: No need doc. It’s just crop balls. They were whipped good last night.

Doctor: This is my third case of Derby Balls this week. I should have known.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018

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Aw Balls!

A phrase that is said reffering to something that has happened that is completely different from what was planned

"You can't go to over your friend house until this house is clean!" Me: "Aw balls!"

by #tellit how i see it July 20, 2018

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Stockholm Balls

When your erection subsides right before having sex. The semen wants to escape yet can’t for some internal reason (illogical attachment, performance anxiety, etc.)

I almost hit that but then I got a mad case of Stockholm Balls

by ErickaFoster October 18, 2018

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Theatre Balls

Painfully swollen testicles. A condition contracted when banging your way through the theatre department in high school or college caused by rough and exploratory sex. AKA....Longmire LugNutz

Hey Bryan, let's go play pickleball. No way, I got a bad case of Theatre Balls. I can barely fit my junk in my shorts and I can barely walk.

by Dispenser June 8, 2019

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