Schmuffle Bag

Ball Sack, Testicles, Beans.

She kicked him in the schmuffle bag!

by Notjeep November 30, 2011

bag playlist

A playlist that is listened to when sad.

My girlfriends just broke up with me. Time to turn up the bag playlist

by Skidude22 September 4, 2015

jag bagging

The act of standing around not doing much of anything of value. Often times includes shooting the shit with a group of people and not paying attention or not doing what you are supposed to be doing.

A great big buck ran out in front of us while deer hunting. Too bad we were smoking cigarettes and jag bagging and never got a shot at it.

by camp 9 September 20, 2010

Bore bag

Someone who utterly and extremely boring

person 1:continued to talk about his collection of stones for about an hour
Person 2:omg shut up bore bag
Bo

by Don't be boring October 9, 2012

Tweet Bag.

A person who continually updates their twitter.

Person 1- "Isn't it half time? Why did Shaq just update his twitter?"

Person 2- " Dude, Shaq is a total Tweet Bag."

by 109020 September 15, 2010

power bagging

The act of running up to an individual as they face you; jumping; and while swinging legs over each shoulder, firmly placing the face of the victim snugly in your crotch letting gravity and inertia complete the maneuver. It is an extreme form of tea bagging not meant for children, the elderly, pregnant women , people with heart conditions, or anyone outside professional wrestling. Best shown in action in Saint's Row III. Remove all vestments before hand for optimal results.

"Did Big Show just power bag The Rock?"
"Yes, and he will be tasting pubic hair for a week. That was a rough case of power bagging indeed."

by Padraigan laudanum August 20, 2013

tech bags

Pejorative term for tech workers, a derivative of 'douche bag'. These people will push up the cost of living so high, cool people will no longer be able to afford to live in the city. They will infiltrate your neighborhood, destroy everything you hold sacred, and fill the neighborhood bars with cocky, over-paid pricks asking questions like "what's with all the fags around here?" Before you know it, everything will become trendy, overpriced, fake and there won't be anywhere to park. Seattle and San Francisco are two of the recent 'casualty cities' that have been overrun.

"Yeah everything went to shit when all the tech bags started moving here..."

by fupa troopah October 19, 2019