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There are so many awkward stops in my gym class that i dont even know what to do with myself; they panic every time we engage in a friendly game of dodgeball.
by Yoda Status Lover December 4, 2010
Get the awkward stopsmug. by AdhesiveSeaMonkey January 15, 2024
Get the Awkwardnessmug. A person who thinks everyone loves him/her. If shown the slightest hatred the person will never talk to you again. Relationships last three months at most and usually end by "betrayal". Willing to get married after a week
Person 1: Have you seen Awkward Cunt around?
Person 2: He's with his new girlfriend. They started dating yesterday
Person 1: He has a new one?
Person 2: Yeah. The marriage is next week
Person 2: He's with his new girlfriend. They started dating yesterday
Person 1: He has a new one?
Person 2: Yeah. The marriage is next week
by jhonyrktfngrs5 December 11, 2016
Get the awkward cuntmug. A condition in which and individual is persistently viewed as socially awkward or weird to the point of it causing them stress in their social life and interactions with others. Awkward referring to the perception of the behavior by others and a stamp to describe the affliction. It's still not fully known if an awkward stamp is developed or something that one is born with but it usually does seem to manifest itself even in early childhood. Awkward stamp does affect males by far more than females. Those with an awkward stamp may develop faster than their peers and be completely fine intellectually but struggle socializing with others and communicating certain things via living up to societal expectations and whatnot. Individuals with an awkward stamp may often be referred to as weird by their peers and have a higher rate of being socially outcasted or just outright harassed and mocked. People with this may often also have a lot of unorthodox beliefs that can be misconstrued or have obscure or uncommon passions.
Student A : Student B is acting so weird
Teacher : Student B has an awkward stamp, please be patient with them and respectful
Student A : I'm sorry I did not know that. Good to know now then.
Teacher : Student B has an awkward stamp, please be patient with them and respectful
Student A : I'm sorry I did not know that. Good to know now then.
by Joseph Sneep September 22, 2023
Get the Awkward stampmug. When a guy (with traditionally negative rizz levels) is socially awkward when talking to a girl, but for some unexplainable reason, the girl ends up liking the guy. Usually doesn't work.
Boy 1: "Did you see how I totally fumbled that joke with Sarah? I don't think she I was kidding about eating crickets as a way to combat my chronic vitamin d deficiency, which I was also kidding about."
Boy 2: "Dude, relax! You were pure charm- that's that awkwardness rizz at work. It will work with the right person when the time comes."
Boy 2: "Dude, relax! You were pure charm- that's that awkwardness rizz at work. It will work with the right person when the time comes."
by michael.e.scott February 12, 2024
Get the awkwardness rizzmug.