Augusta, Maine

1. The capital of Maine that doesn't deserve it because Portland's way bigger with more to do.
2. A small blip on the map filled only with duplicate, crap chain stores & restaurants.

The only thing to do on a Friday night in Augusta, Maine is go to the Wal-Mart.

by MandaME October 25, 2008

auguste

the best guy ever he is the best everyone loves him
especially good at rugby.

person 1:hey do you know auguste?
person 2: yeah great guy very good at rugby.

by the month October 27, 2019

Augienon

An treeborn creature that adapts almost anywhere, and can pop out at anytime. Augienons can fly, but not very well or for a good amount of time. Also they can grow to be larger than a cat, however, smaller than a dog such as a doberman. They are known to burrow nests at the very top of trees, and prey upon any passersby. The creatures have little flaps under their arms, creating their ability to go airborn. Augienons can run up to around a max speed of 50 mph. To escape a dangerous situation with an Augienon, simply say hurtful things or names to hit, run, or shoot it.

"Look there's an Augienon in the tree!"

"No one even likes you!"

by Pete Dunkleman July 1, 2007

August school

The process of starting the regular school year in August. School used to start in September (after Labor Day) until some fanatical teachers decided that maybe it'd be a good idea to start school before Labor Day. Many inconsiderate, unloving parents agreed with these wicked teachers and it wasn't long before the crimes started being committed all over the United States. Now some schools begin as early as the first week of August.

Kid #1: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Kid #2: What's the problem?
Kid #1: School starts tomorrow, August 9, and it's back to homework, tests, and torture! And it's 100 degrees outside and they have no A.C.
Kid #2: I don't know which is worse - Saturday school, summer school, or August school!
Kid #1: August school (good name) is the worst!
Kid #2: My school still starts in September. Poor you!

by Boxcar Bob October 17, 2008

august baby

An august baby is a person born from august 1st to august 31st. If you were born in august, then your father has failed the no nut november challenge. you should feel complete shame because your father has failed every human male. If you are an august baby, your dignity is completely gone! I am sorry for anybody who is born in the month of august. I hope you bestest of wishes

Person 1: are you an august baby? Person 2: yes? Person 1: that means your father failed no nut november Person 2: awwwwww shiiiiiit

by Kyran Hebert December 12, 2019

augustino

i very funny person who loves pulling jokes on her gf and likes to do sexy things to his or her gf he also loves sweets so if you wanna get with a person named augustino get him some candy

girl omg look at augustino today i heard if you buy candy for him he might end up liking you

by toyko_smash September 14, 2021

August 16th

The birthdate of someone cruel and foul mouthed, and can’t control their anger. Takes it out other people they are very bitchy calling you names and take their anger out on you and will most likely fake depression

girl: you wanker
other girl: you must be born on August 16th

by OnlyTheVCoolest January 5, 2022