Alaskan Snow Goggles

To ejaculate in ones eye, then placing you testicles in their eye sockets

Baby, I'm about to give you the Alaskan Snow Goggles

by gloKC4FANz October 18, 2008

Alaskan Palm Pilot

Sloppily written notes on the palm of ones hand. Developed specifically for Tea-Party rallies where use of a TelePrompter would limit possible criticisms of President Obama.

Joe Sixpack: "OMG, somethings wrong with my dick...it's turning blue!"

Hockey Mom: "No dear! You just forgot to clear your Alaskan Palm Pilot before watching The O'Reilly Factor...again."

by Joe24Pack February 9, 2010

alaskan pipeline

taking a nice huge shit and freezing it than you use it to pleasure yourself by using it as a dildo...

gary- hey hun i just took a shit and put it in the freezer

hillary- OMG!!!! yes now i can use it instead of you your just getting to small for me...

gary- dont be like that babe

hillary- i hope you took a nice huge shit to see how deep it can actually go...

gary- hell yeah

hillary- because you are way to small to even make it 3 inches inside of me

gary- bitch im done with you fuck you bitch

hillary- just leave the alaskan pipeline for me to use to pleasure myself

by FX has the movies July 22, 2009

alaskan pipe line

When someone takes a massive shit, then freezes it, and in this process it becomes a frozen dildo. The girl then proceeds to use it to the benefit of her pussy.

After Candy scooped the poop out of the toilet, she put in the freezer for later pleasure, creating an alaskan pipe line.

by candy isanhower November 14, 2007

Alasmine

A type of person. For example:Prep, Self-Absorbed, Diva, Drama Queen.

Ashley: OMG! My daddy wouldn't give me 100 dollars to go to the mall with! Just cuz I wrecked his new stang!
Bri(thinking to herself): Why do I hang out with this Alasmine?

by Ma-Rak November 12, 2007

Alaskan Snow Dragon

When you cum in her mouth and she sneezes at the same time. Making the cum come out of her nose and back on to you

Day you hear that Chads girl gave him an Alaskan Snow Dragon

by Destroyeroffalse March 5, 2020

Alaskan Sledracing

A line of 4 or more guys buttfucking eachother while one guy stands of to the side ejaculating on them with a fan blowing to cause a blizzard.

"I'm so exhausted from Alaskan Sledracing last night"

by Ilikevaginalikeseriouslyalot July 18, 2011