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If you do it, I'll do it

When you are not wanting to do something,but your friend agrees to do it. So both of you do it
Bro I can't pee in teacher's coffee. But if you do it, I'll do it
by Artific1al November 8, 2023
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Empathy for one. In the absence of empathy, if the amount of energy takes for you to get me to do a thing supersedes the amount of energy required for the thing to be done then it wouldn't be practical for you to make me do the thing. Additionally, my awareness of my own mortality makes it impossible for me to be perpetually made to do thing because I can always just kill myself. It incentivizes harming you and the things you care about. It gives your enemies a de-facto ally. But it's intriguing that you think that there is only one reason...
JeerpJoop "If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?"

Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2023
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stars do you like dem

a joke from the fandom “swifties

on tumble, a fan shared a picture with a picture of stars that Taylor Swift drew, Taylor herself answered the fan and now this joke is circulating around the fandom
screamingiminlovewithyou: taylor what is this
Taylor Swift: Stars do you like dem
by imurmirrorbawll November 16, 2023
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what are you doing step bro?

Stacy: What are you doing step bro?
*Suddenly, Sweet Home Alabama begins playing throughout the home. The cops show up seven minutes later.*
by 7568ino November 19, 2023
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why do you care?

dude I'm going to say this for the final time. why do you care? like really its just a word that's none of your business.
by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023
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you do not recognise the bodies in the water

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You do not recognise the bodies in the water you do not recognise the bodies in the water you do not recognise the bodies in the water you do not recognise the bodies in the water
by Among us 22 December 23, 2023
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Do you want a cookie

When an asshole/piece of shit thinks he did something very admirable and he keeps being annoying about it. This response is used to display the emotion of annoyance and basically saying "do you want to be rewarded fucker"
Jack: Hahaha, I scored higher on this test than you.
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something
by Pipopaido December 25, 2023
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