marc-anthony

someone with a very large penis. gets a lot of girls and everyone likes him being near.

"Omg your so Marc-Anthony" says say all the girls to the guy.

by madreesmann November 15, 2016

Anthony

an immature man that has an, overall, great high school experience, there he; is popular, is athletic, dates a rather popular girl, and leads on to be smarter than he is. He is naive, emotionally handicapped, and secretly insecure. He doesn't know what he wants and, with close observation, resembles a lost and helpless puppy. These unattractive qualities remain unseen by most because he strives to become socially accepted to mask his inabilities. he becomes socially accepted and, when inside that circle, he covers the Sun with his thumb. At the end of the day, high school has come to an end and now every thing seems harder. He is left with what seems to be a subtle, everlasting, sense of loneliness and a nasty smelling penis.

GOSSIP GIRL: Hey, Maria, I heard Anthony might have a penis infection! And everyone in his old high school seems to think he's caught some sexually transmitted disease from you, because of your... reputation.

MARIA: Oh, don't worry about it! Im sure he's fine. He probably just hasn't washed. He's to strong to catch any of the diseases i carry. Ha ha, he's a ROCK!!

by soapandrubb3rducky June 16, 2011

Anthony Kiedis

Complete douchebag, singer for lame ass Red Hot Chili peppers, no talent whatsoever.

"Anthony Kiedis is a douchebag"

by brokecore April 4, 2005

Anthony

To eat an entire package of Keebler Fudge Stick cookies in one sitting.

I'm stuffed. I guess I shouldn't have pulled an Anthony.

by pfeff October 18, 2008

Anton Lavey

"The Black Pope"; founder of the Church of Satan in 1960 and author of many books on the subject, he has become an icon to disillusioned teenagers who hate their parents and their comfortable surburban life style.
Claimed to be a Lion-tamer, Police Photographer, descended from gypsies, witnessed occult Nazi rituals, and been giving it hard to Marilyn Monroe. All untrue; records show he as just some guy from Illinois.

Eyewitness accounts testify that LaVey just couldn't resist fresh-baked kitten.

by Johnny Pseudonym August 26, 2005

Anton

Some huge fucking loser that does nothing but get left on read by girls, all he does is play video games and sit inside all day. He never leaves his room unless he is forced to.

Person 1: WAS THAT ANTON?
Person 2: THE FUCK IS HE DOING OUTSIDE?

by Totally not an Anton March 11, 2020

Anthony

A guy who doesn't understand women. Often complains but refuses to listen to advise. Typical friend-zone problems

Anthony is shit with girls friend zone

by Nipple-tits May 12, 2013