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Andres

That Spanish boy/man who is very retarded and he loves to play video games and usually talks about video games. He loves his girlfriend very much and will always hug her and trying to cuddle her as much as he can. He wants to give her the conq but NOoooOoOooo thats not until the future!!!!
His girlfriend: Wow! Andres sure has an amazing conq!!!

Everyone else: It is a millimeter peener!!!
by emo.bum.idiot April 16, 2019
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Sexy ass nigga ong ong. If you give this foo a chance he will treat you like your the only female in the world. But he may not be the best looking. And andres a lil cunkey👅
by Notandresdanielgonzalez November 20, 2023
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a cocky boy but a real sweetheart and always takes your breath away. DONT mess with him or his family because somthing might happen
i keep getting messed with till andres came along get you one he my besssssstttt friiieeennnd
by jpoif'[ejlkmj June 7, 2018
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A smart guy that is considerate w others feelings. He’s artistic, and loves the outdoors. He’ll take several shots w you then get into deep conversation about mysteries of the universe. Andres has an open mind when it comes to music, he enjoys several genres. Usually a high profile individual, with cool friends. Andres usually carries the team in COD. Great partner in crime.
Did you see Andres down that whole bottle of 42!?
by Gweenteem May 13, 2020
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• hot
• funny
pretentious
• has good taste in music, films and literature
• has a fat ass and monster cock
submissive and breedable
Wow I want to fuck Andre so bad, he is so hot.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Someone with a huge cock,very tall,big feet,a little black,and something else,girls suck his dick for fun,he gets hella hoes,Andre is a guy you wanna be around!
Wow his cock is Andre sized
by Big boy cock man January 18, 2018
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First this is such an unique guy that you cannot find his name in the Urban Dictionary so I volunteered for after all he is my fave.

An introvert guy with a beautiful smile, soothing voice, AWESOME hair and a friendly aura whom when you get to know he shows his video game skills and all of his anime and manga knowledge. He is willing to talk for long hours even with the most weird people as long as they are respectful and funny. He is innocent but test his knowledge and his mind will go straight to the gutter. He is the type of guy to say "I'll never have a girlfriend" when flirting can come very effortlessly to him. He can be very competitive but also so laid back that he will answer multiple texts with just "ja" and "Ok" and he is still such an amazing person that we keep talking to him. He is the type of person to forget both your birthday and age in the same night but will remember your most kept secretes two life times.

Get you an Andres, whether it is as a friend, significant other or talk show host because as I said his voice is very soothing.
"This is my roommate Andres, he appears very shy but can talk on the phone for hours!"
by helenfuzzy September 20, 2018
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