Anal Breach

When a person bends down durring sex, or any other activity involving one's nakedness and inadvertantly lets something find its way into their anus, causing much pain and discomfort.

"Ohh shit dude, I just had an anal breach"

"Ohhh daizmn you got one bad ass anal breach right there"

by Sir Tews the Third of Pennsylvania, Herbert Bonabanger January 19, 2006

Anal Sex

Being fucked in the ass. Having a penis or a dildo stuck up your ass.

1. I love shoving dildos up my ass, especially vibrators
2. I had anal sex with my gf last night.

by Awesome Sex Freak December 23, 2007

anal pie

when the anus is filled with sperm from the penis. anal pies range in size from asian male to giant horse dick load

That horse left a massive anal pie in her butthole.

by G Feezy February 8, 2009

anal seepage

n. the leakage or unprecedented discharge of rectal fluids often following the consumption of violent foodstuffs or the rammage of objects unto the anal cavity.

"hath thou anal seepage, young Ulberth?"
"aye, i 'ave but eaten a rat curry with my daily doseage of bumming action with ye town cryer's brother, Borfred."

by Matt Roberts December 10, 2004

anal predator

a gay male who constantly harrasses straight men for the sole purpose of fulfilling his lust of having a tight anus around his throbbing predatious cock.

"Man that guy is such an anal predator"
"I know he will help you understand every meaning of the word 'pain.'"

by Mike Bravo December 26, 2006

anal tissue

A soft tissue on a roll engineered primarily for wiping feces off a person's anus. It is also frequently substituted for facial tissue.

<wife> How did your day go?
<hubby> Not good.
<wife> What happened?
<hubby> I took a dump at work before I realized we were out of anal tissue.
<wife> That's terrible. So what did you do?
<hubby> I used my undershirt.

by Mark Shackelford June 4, 2007

anal flossing

the act of giving someone a particularly aggressive wedgy which causes ones pants to make a sharp asscent into the anal ridge, piercing the rectum with alarming speed yet a certain air of grace, and causing a large amount of pain.

adriano was anal flossing cara, who responded by screaming in pain :-(((

by bumbletrump October 7, 2016