When a person bends down durring sex, or any other activity involving one's nakedness and inadvertantly lets something find its way into their anus, causing much pain and discomfort.
"Ohh shit dude, I just had an anal breach"
"Ohhh daizmn you got one bad ass anal breach right there"
"Ohhh daizmn you got one bad ass anal breach right there"
by Sir Tews the Third of Pennsylvania, Herbert Bonabanger January 20, 2006
by Awesome Sex Freak November 21, 2007
when the anus is filled with sperm from the penis. anal pies range in size from asian male to giant horse dick load
by G Feezy February 09, 2009
n. the leakage or unprecedented discharge of rectal fluids often following the consumption of violent foodstuffs or the rammage of objects unto the anal cavity.
"hath thou anal seepage, young Ulberth?"
"aye, i 'ave but eaten a rat curry with my daily doseage of bumming action with ye town cryer's brother, Borfred."
"aye, i 'ave but eaten a rat curry with my daily doseage of bumming action with ye town cryer's brother, Borfred."
by Matt Roberts December 10, 2004
a gay male who constantly harrasses straight men for the sole purpose of fulfilling his lust of having a tight anus around his throbbing predatious cock.
"Man that guy is such an anal predator"
"I know he will help you understand every meaning of the word 'pain.'"
"I know he will help you understand every meaning of the word 'pain.'"
by Mike Bravo December 22, 2006
A soft tissue on a roll engineered primarily for wiping feces off a person's anus. It is also frequently substituted for facial tissue.
<wife> How did your day go?
<hubby> Not good.
<wife> What happened?
<hubby> I took a dump at work before I realized we were out of anal tissue.
<wife> That's terrible. So what did you do?
<hubby> I used my undershirt.
<hubby> Not good.
<wife> What happened?
<hubby> I took a dump at work before I realized we were out of anal tissue.
<wife> That's terrible. So what did you do?
<hubby> I used my undershirt.
by Mark Shackelford May 18, 2007
To insert penis anally and spin partner. Make sure you spin your partner hard or you will have a broken corkscrew.
"We thought we would try something, new so I gave her an anal corkscrew. She was so dizzy she spun her face right into my donkey punch."
by Mike Boo April 20, 2008