Alderete

A Mexican doo-doo chaser who is pleasured by young zombie boys and turtles.

Make sure to keep that alderete away from your children and cats.

by PalRyguy69 December 15, 2011

allergies

What you have when you know you have a cold but you can't afford to miss a day of work so you tell yourself (and any others who comment on your symptoms) that it is just "allergies" so they won't be worried that you're contagious.

If people would admit they had a mild cold rather than allergies, the common cold would not be so common.

by Downvoting Victim January 26, 2014

Albert Leonard middle school

ugly ass fat bitches and white kids that suck dick just to get their bus ticket home. the people and teachers at the school look like characters from big mouth and then rusty dusty ass hoes needa learn how to do their eyebrows them shits look like they sponsored by Nike. They edges look like lines coming out their forehead. isaac is better BIG ISAAC FYM

Albert Leonard middle school-
isaac is better

by suwooo March 14, 2019

adler

he has the smallest fucking penis he’s also a bottom IF YOU SEE THIS ADLER SUCK MY DICK

adler is a fucking bottom.

by bigboycuntmanthicc May 19, 2019

Allergic-to-war

A fake disease that is made up so you can get out of the war and be "allergic"

Hannah:Jodie...I don't like this place anymore *guns bangg*
Jodie:Neither do I...I think Im allergic-to-war now.

by JODEEEEEE December 15, 2008

Albertican

A citizen in the city of Albertica, which is ruled by platypi. Alberticans are purple and Ninja in origin.

Alberticans have been ruled by the Jell-O fist of their counsel for eons!

by Albertican Counsel Member January 16, 2010

Albert

1. Annoying and whining female.

2. Female Dog
3.An exceedingly whipped guy who does/wears/thinks/says whatever his girlfriend tells him to.
4.spineless cretin

Basically a Bitch!

Dude 1: yo , we're going bar hopping wanna come?

Dude2 : hold on let me check with my girl.

Dude1: man stop being such a Lil Albert and let's go!

by Kryptonssavior May 24, 2016