Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? You never got on Halo: Reach.
Guy 2: I was at your mom's house, giving her an Alaskan Freeze Burn, oh yeah!
Guy 1: Oh...cool, how much Icey-Hot did you use?
Guy 2: I was out, I had to use Bengay.
Guy 1: You bastard! I'll kill you!
Guy 2: I was at your mom's house, giving her an Alaskan Freeze Burn, oh yeah!
Guy 1: Oh...cool, how much Icey-Hot did you use?
Guy 2: I was out, I had to use Bengay.
Guy 1: You bastard! I'll kill you!
by Vergataso August 03, 2011
A delicious meal made by your Alaskan grandmother that you enjoy each time you visit her.
What did you expect, you nasty motherfucker?
What did you expect, you nasty motherfucker?
by CuriousSnail April 17, 2016
When engaged in intercourse the guy gives a cream pie to the girl, leaves it there, eats a very strong peice of mint gum and then blows into the girls vagina. the reason for the gum is so that the guy doesnt taste his own cum
by Mackinze July 26, 2006
When you shit in a girls mouth and tuck tape it shut, shove a Popsicle in her anus until the shit comes out of her nose in the shape of a bull ring
by Gandolf the black December 01, 2013
When two guys in the same car get road head at the same time, normally by two girls in the same car.
by Carlos Weinerton January 19, 2015
Participants must not “landscape” before the event to get the full experience and must occur during the full moon after a fresh snow fall.
1. Attire must consist of your homeliest jacket
2. While wearing the jacket enter the hot with your partner(s).
3. Turn on the highest jets in the hot tub and channel your primal essence.
4. Remove yourself from the hot tub and slowly enter the snow while revealing your natural human form to your mate.
5. Proceed to find the first (not domesticated) animal and sacrifice in the name of the natural world.
6. Lather your partner’s body in the blood of the sacrifice in correlation with the rotation of the earth.
7. While purring like a mountain lion mount your partner in a primitive fashion and begin forcefully scratching down the back.
8. The tempo should continue to increase with each thrust until climax is reached.
9. Carry your partner back to the hot tub and begin ritually bathing each other until the blood of the sacrifice is no more.
10. Now exchange coats with partner and, hand in hand, walk towards the moon while thanking the cosmos for the enlightening experience.
1. Attire must consist of your homeliest jacket
2. While wearing the jacket enter the hot with your partner(s).
3. Turn on the highest jets in the hot tub and channel your primal essence.
4. Remove yourself from the hot tub and slowly enter the snow while revealing your natural human form to your mate.
5. Proceed to find the first (not domesticated) animal and sacrifice in the name of the natural world.
6. Lather your partner’s body in the blood of the sacrifice in correlation with the rotation of the earth.
7. While purring like a mountain lion mount your partner in a primitive fashion and begin forcefully scratching down the back.
8. The tempo should continue to increase with each thrust until climax is reached.
9. Carry your partner back to the hot tub and begin ritually bathing each other until the blood of the sacrifice is no more.
10. Now exchange coats with partner and, hand in hand, walk towards the moon while thanking the cosmos for the enlightening experience.
by Princess Runnin Fast Goin Slow October 07, 2013
by Penguy1738 November 29, 2016