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Jemison Alabama

A very small redneck town in Alabama. Where there are absolutely no attractions, restaurants (other than McDonald’s), or any type of entertainment. Local teenagers hang out in “The Pig” parking lot, the “Old Town” of Jemison, or at bonfires located in the middle of nowhere. Most fun activities consist underage drinking, vaping, or hookups.
Hey y’all, you wanna go to Jemison Alabama late tonight?
by JHSkid123 December 30, 2020
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Commit Alabama

What you do if you feel horny towards a member of your own family tree. This could be one's siblings, parents, grandparents, children, or anyone of the same family tree. Often done by the people of Alabama, as seen by the name.
That's it. My sister is so hot I feel like I'm gonna commit Alabama.
by Anonymous-7070 July 9, 2021
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Samson Alabama

Small tiny town in lower Alabama that has two stop lights and everyone’s fucking a relative.
Omg she’s got to be from Samson Alabama.
by Anonymous892621 August 26, 2021
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The Alabama Twister

When your sister spins on your dick with a blanket over her head which then resembles a tornado
"Joanne how about I give you the alabama twister?"
"Cleetus i would love that but what if ma or pa sees?"
"thats what the blanket is for!"
by A N O N Y M O O S E June 4, 2023
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Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day

When someone is extremely hot, normally your best friend....
"Hey did you see Marleys insta photo?" "Yea she's Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day"
by AllHailLiv August 1, 2019
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alabama bait and switch

Hell thats when your banging your old lady with the lights out, tell her you gotta to go piss, and let you buddy slip on back there in the bedroom for ya.
Buddy says,"Shit Bill, Ill give you 20 bucks and one of my best roosters if we can pull a little Alabama bait and switch tonight." Other feller says," God Damn son, thats a hell of a deal!" "Go head."
by Reb Jenkins July 8, 2006
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alabama hot-pocket

the act of taking a shit in a womans pussy and then fucking it.
The poor bitch was hungry so i whipped her up an Alabama Hot-Pocket!
by Eddie123456 October 26, 2007
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